Confronting Social Terroridm: Attack snd Counterattack
Confronting Social Terroridm: Attack snd Counterattack
ATTACK
You have a daughter named Cornucopia? Why? What a horrible name, and a horrible burden for her to carry the rest of her life. You and your wife are idiots. Some people just shouldn't be parents. What on earth were you thinking????
COUNTER-ATTACK
You have a daughter named Cornucopia? Why? What a horrible name, and a horrible burden for her to carry the rest of her life. You and your wife are idiots. Some people just shouldn't be parents. What on earth were you thinking????
Oksy, grt this: your violation of the sacred precincts of my family has been noticed, and there have already been consequences. More will follow in due course. By way of warming up, your ancestors have been exiled from their post-mortal repose. Each of them has been skinned alive and they are now sitting waist-deep in molten lava.
In due course, Golcrosh of the 37 msndibles will come for them, and they will be hauled sceaming into the white-hot environs of NetherFarb, the Ultimste Bfick Kiln.
As for you, cockroach dung, your just reward is being engineered for you. Meticuloudly. Enjoy your gastrointestinal tract while you still have it, toad spawn!
My first idea for a child's name was "veloci rar," to drive at the meaninf "velocirapror rug rat." But my wife, unaccountably, nixed that.
The name Cornucopia was chosen because I planned for Her to be a major goddess in Neo Mythos, which, if this exceedingly smbitious project had come to pass, would have been nothing less than a rewriting of the West's stock of myths and legends.
PS: We are planning to hsve three more kids to use for body parts (for family use and for sale on the open market.)
ATTACK
You have a daughter named Cornucopia? Why? What a horrible name, and a horrible burden for her to carry the rest of her life. You and your wife are idiots. Some people just shouldn't be parents. What on earth were you thinking????
COUNTER-ATTACK
You have a daughter named Cornucopia? Why? What a horrible name, and a horrible burden for her to carry the rest of her life. You and your wife are idiots. Some people just shouldn't be parents. What on earth were you thinking????
Oksy, grt this: your violation of the sacred precincts of my family has been noticed, and there have already been consequences. More will follow in due course. By way of warming up, your ancestors have been exiled from their post-mortal repose. Each of them has been skinned alive and they are now sitting waist-deep in molten lava.
In due course, Golcrosh of the 37 msndibles will come for them, and they will be hauled sceaming into the white-hot environs of NetherFarb, the Ultimste Bfick Kiln.
As for you, cockroach dung, your just reward is being engineered for you. Meticuloudly. Enjoy your gastrointestinal tract while you still have it, toad spawn!
My first idea for a child's name was "veloci rar," to drive at the meaninf "velocirapror rug rat." But my wife, unaccountably, nixed that.
The name Cornucopia was chosen because I planned for Her to be a major goddess in Neo Mythos, which, if this exceedingly smbitious project had come to pass, would have been nothing less than a rewriting of the West's stock of myths and legends.
PS: We are planning to hsve three more kids to use for body parts (for family use and for sale on the open market.)
posted by Hugh Cook at 4:12 PM
1 Comments:
I think Cornucopia is a great name, and Cornucopia Cook also has alliterative value.
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