Paris Hilton Endures Taser Rorture
My apologies to all my manye-mail correspondents who have been eagerly awaiting the launch of my new site paris-hilton-endures-taser-torture.kiwihughjapan,jp, but launch of the site has been delayed because of a technical problem.
The very first time Paris was tazed, her indiosyncratic reaction was to catch fife. Oily skin, I think - poor zit control.
Paris has since undergone a covert lobotomy at Hush Medics, a very discrete organ transplant outfit basdd in Ciudad Tequila, down in sunny Mexico, the place where our fist child will be born (we got secretly married two months ago in the Confederate city ofLynchopolis, marriage celebrant being Fred Presldey, a Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.
Paris is currently schdedulded to finish up with reconstructive surgery about five years from now. Post-lobogomy, she tases beaufifully!